Happy Birthday Rajinikanth; Thalaivar turns 63

Happy Birthday Rajinikanth; Thalaivar turns 63
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Happy Birthday Rajinikanth; Thalaivar Turns 63, Rajinikanth 63rd Birthday, Rajinikanth Turns 63. Rajinikanth - the real superstar. the actor whose name is synonymous with Indian cinema across the world. Bollywood movies may be popular abroad. But Rajini is more popular than that! His punch dialogue delivery style and his gestures has a mass appeal.

Rajinikanth - the real superstar. the actor whose name is synonymous with Indian cinema across the world. Bollywood movies may be popular abroad. But Rajini is more popular than that! His punch dialogue delivery style and his gestures has a mass appeal. Born as Shivaji Rao Gaikwad, a marathi entered the film industry with a Tamil movie Apoorva Ragangal. The film was directed by K Balachander. Besides, he was born and raised in Bangalore where he did his primary schooling in Kannada medium! Rajini worked as a bus conductor for Bangalore Transport Service.
He took part in stage plays where he was recognised by K Balchander who asked Rajini to learn Tamil. Rajini picked up the language in no time and then there was no looking back. The actor continues to rule Kollywood. Every director, producer, actor, actress dreams of working with the Thalaivar someday. However, Rajini did do a couple of Kannada movies too.
Happy Birthday Rajinikanth; Thalaivar turns 63
He failed to click as there were established actors like Rajkumar and Vishnuvardhan. In fact when Rajini paid his last respects to Kannada actor Vishnuvardhan, he said it was Vishnu who advised him to go to Madras as he had better future and opportunities there.
Rajini became the highest paid actor in Asia after Jackie Chan when he earned Rs 26 crores for his role in Sivaji in which Sriya Saran played the female lead. There are infinite number of jokes about Rajinikanth, which only glorifies his star status and his ability to make the impossible possible. Remember the latest spoof of the Van Damme's Volvo Ad featuring the superstar? Well if you haven't come across that yet...click this link...
Back to the jokes. Of all countless ones on the net, this is the best one I like...
This is a joke between Rajinikanth and Jayalalithaa...enjoy
There is a popular story saying that wherever you go, you will find at least one Rajinikanth fan.
Here is an interesting new story.
Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.
So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts
"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!".
Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says.
"President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts.
"Yes", Rajini says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington".
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him , saying,
"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".
Well, Jayalalitha is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.
"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies.
"Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a long time".
So off they fly to Rome. Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.
Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony..
But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha had a Heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Jayalalitha's side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?"
Jayalalitha looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
'Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?' "
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