Arvind Kejriwal: What a man!

What a man! Kejriwal

Widely known as Muffler Man, Kejriwal has just vanquished the political heavy weights BJP and Congress in their home ground. He has proved all psephologists wrong with a clean sweep. He came out like a Kungfu Man from multiple combats. Armed with jhadu and youthfulness the Tax man had made his occupied the Delhi’s Durbar. He left behind leaders sulking over their defeat. Chintan Baithak of BJP put the blame on Kiran Bedi’s last minute entry in BJP.

Kejriwal had outsmarted both BJP and Congress in their own game. He donned a muffler and red sweater with holes. He continued to cough till the election result was declared. Since the last election he has been coughing. When a TV journalist asked him he said the cough is not getting cured what can I do? His cough had made Kejiriwal closer to common man.

Kejriwal turned into a Spider man and spread his web around the mohalas of Delhi. He converted himself into a Bat Man and stalked the streets of Delhi at the dead of night. He had slept with people in the street like a Slum man. Like Bat man his move was undetected by BJP and Congress until the poll stars predicted Kejriwal’s soaring popularity. In order to pin the Muffler man Prime Minister Narendra Modi with 56 inch chest entered the arena. Kejriwal converted himself into an opening batsman and ducked the bouncers from Modi. The tirade against Kejriwal was converted into sympathy for funds and votes.

Like a Monkey man, Kejriwal jumped from one mohala to other requesting voters to pardon him for his past deeds. His opponent, the young Nupur Sharma had got enough fun by watching Kejriwal’s monkey tricks. The Monkey man first won the sympathy of the 60% Delhites who earn not more than Rs 12000 per month. While winning the people’s sympathy the Monkey man ransacked the beautiful garden created by Dr Harshbardhan. This has reloaded the act of Hanuman in Lanka.

Kejriwal converted himself into a Bijli Man and promised 50% waiver in electricity rent. It brought smile to people. He turned into a Rain man to tell people that he would give free water. In every act he looked like an ubiquitous Common man. Seeing Kejriwal moving in every direction in different figures, Amit Shah released the Cat Woman hoping she would track Kejriwal’s move. Kejriwal was too smart with seasoned business man intelligence. He escaped the attention of the ageing Cat Woman who only purred after the election result was out. The Cat Woman was not effective because she was not knowing many of her party members personally and the secret routes to common man. She fumbled in the relationship game with the voters.

Now nobody knows what shape Kejriwal will take after getting an absolute majority in Delhi election. His mentor Anna has cautioned him not to repeat the past mistakes and lead the life of a simple man. But Kejriwal may convert himself into Khujli man and deviate from Anna’s path. AAP founder member Prashant Bhusan has already said Kejriwal has made compromises with AAP ideologies.

Kejriwal has different men in him and it depends on the situation which man appears at what time. As a Political man he finds god everywhere even in the Electronic Voting Machine. But the men in Kejriwal have won the hearts of Delhites. Like a God man he promised to give everything to Delhites. Like a strong man he said he would check price rise, crime, corruption, hafta collection, traffic problems, health problems and pollution. The 67 AAP MLAs and the electorate have much expectation from the new Chief Minister Kejriwal. People will soon ask him for the freebies. Kejriwal knows what to do then. He will convert himself into an Invisible man.

By Sudhansu R Das