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Be honest: Are you fully over all of your exes? And are you feeling grateful?
The ex who you spent, like, half your life with. You fell for him over a decade ago when you also thought it would be a good idea to layer your Lacoste polo with a lacey Abercrombie tank. Oh, you also probably styled your hair into a "poof" too. Obvi, your judgment was questionable, to say the least.
1. The ex who you spent, like, half your life with. You fell for him over a decade ago when you also thought it would be a good idea to layer your Lacoste polo with a lacey Abercrombie tank. Oh, you also probably styled your hair into a "poof" too. Obvi, your judgment was questionable, to say the least.
2. The ex who texted "u up" every night without fail, but was MIA in the light of day. Smile because you've finally left this dude where he belongs: Back in 2008 with his bro Edward Cullen.
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3. The ex who conveniently left his wallet home every date night. While we're at it, why don't you go ahead and remind him to fulfil the $500 worth of Venmo requests he never paid you?
4. The ex who texted you 24/7, but refused to actually make any plans with you. All I have to say is beware of the boyfriend.
5. The ex who cheated on you. How dare he cheat on you after you took a page out of Michael Scott's book and *explicitly* asked him not to?
6. The ex who refused to call you his girlfriend, even though you were exclusive and in a group text with his family. Remember all those awk AF times you'd just stand there wondering what to do with your face when his friends and fam would introduce you as his girlfriend, and he'd hit them with the: "Oh, she's just a friend!" Yeah, goodbye to that era.
Out of the two exes: Which one is worse?
The ex who treated you like his girlfriend, but refused to call you one.
The ex who ghosted you.
7. The ex who you thought was a Tyler Cameron when he was really a Jed Wyatt. You had this dude on a pedestal back in the day, but now you see him for the try-hard poser he really was all along.
8. The ex who unironically owned a "Saturdays are for the Boys" flag. He can keep spending his Saturdays with his boys, while you spend yours with a real man.
9. The ex who had a mattress with no bed frame. And let's not forget his completely bare white walls. Like, should you have checked his closet for bodies?
10. The ex who identified as an "entrepreneur." Sorry, dude. Starting GoFundMe campaigns from your mom's basement doesn't count as a business. Being a SoundCloud DJ doesn't either.
11. The ex who was too slammed with work to find even 15 minutes to see you. And yet he always had time to post stories of different bougie dinners and rooftop views.
12. The ex who ghosted you. Seriously, Greg? Was it too hard to just say you're not feeling it anymore? This dude is either lazy AF or a spineless coward. Either way, bullet majorly dodged.
13. The ex who got bottle service every weekend. Time to find a guy who has hobbies other than posting douche-y videos of him and his try-hard friends sipping subpar cranberry vodkas they spent half their paychecks on.
14. The ex who hated your favourite show. Getting through this new season of The Morning Show would have been HELL with this dude chirping about how much he hates Jennifer Aniston the whole time.
15. The ex who you always caught sliding into the DMs of rando bikini models. Here's to hoping things work out between him and @BigButts69, though.
16. The ex who pulled a DJ Khaled and never went down on you. In the least surprising development ever, he was *also* a selfish A-hole outside of the bedroom.
