Let's Have Some Fun with Maths - Who says Math Is Boring?

Get your class excited with these math jokes for kids and number jokes make learning fun!

Was math your favorite subject? Our funny math jokes and math puns including fraction jokes, Pi jokes and calculus jokes will get you excited for class.

Jokes About Numbers

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a number that just can't keep still.

A roamin' numeral. (This one has "dad joke" written all over it!)

What's the best way to serve pi? A la mode.

Anything else is mean.

Why does algebra make you a better dancer?

Because you can use algo-rhythm.

How do you make seven an even number?

Just remove the "s."

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.

Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula. (Bonus credit if you then laugh like The Count, "Ah ah ah!")

Why should you never argue with decimals?

Decimals always have a point.

Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.

She's never coming back—don't ask Y.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

She's a perfect 10, but purely imaginary. (We think we know this guy!)

Math Teachers Are the Funniest

What's the best way to woo a math teacher?

Use acute angle.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

She's definitely plotting something.

A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

Did you hear the one about the statistician?

Probably.

Why was the math lecture so long?

The professor kept going off on a tangent.

What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

What's the best place to do math homework?

On a multiplication table.

Where do mathematicians like to party?

In bar graphs.

What do you call dudes who love math?

Algebros. (Possibly the best joke on this list, and so simple!)

What did the math teacher rate the movie American Pie?

3.14

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because they always knew X was 10.

Why are math books so darn depressing?

They're literally filled with problems.

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?

It was three feet deep on average.

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive…

How come old math teachers never die?

They tend to just lose some of their functions. (Happens to the best of us)

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?

One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that's already been solved