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50 best Rajinikanth jokes
Highlights
50 best Rajinikanth jokes, Rajinikanth can withdraw money from ATM by using his visiting card.
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1)Rajinikanth can withdraw money from ATM by
using his visiting card.
2)After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times
of India 3 stars.
3)God can walk on water. Rajni can swim
through land!!!
4)Once Rajnikant was on hot seat in
KBC,imagine what happened computer needs
lifeline to choose the question.!!
5)Once Rajnikant was travelling in a helicopter
via Switzerland and his wallet fell down. That
place is now called Swiss Bank.
6)All scientist failed to answer this question but
Rajni did...
Q: Which is the liquid which turn solid on
heating?
Ans: Dosa
7)Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend
Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known
as Emraan hashmi.
8)Rajni decide to donate his eyes, for NASA to
make new HD telescope.
9) People update status via BlackBerry ,
iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikant h updates status
via Calculator!!
10)How much it cost to Rajnikant when he
makes call to space - 1Paisa/light year.
11)Once a farmer put Rajinikanth’s
photo instead of a scarecrow in his farm u wont
believe what happened the birds were bringing
back the crops taken last year!
12)Rajnikanth bought a new road roller,Do u
know why??
To iron his clothes....!!
13)My computer does not need a ups during
power cuts because I have rajinikanth's picture
as my desktop background.
14)Once Rajinikanth was standing on the
balcony with a coin in his hand. The coin
slipped from his hand and fell
down. Rajinikanth on reaching the ground was
searching for the coin but he couldn't find it..
Guess why?
Because he reached the ground before the coin
did.
15)Recently china airports were closed due to
heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!
16)Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different
places..Today those places are known as
IITs!!!!!!
17)Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth
for living in India!!!!!!!
18)Definition of solar eclipse:When Rajanikanth
stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the
moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar
Eclipse........ .!!!!!
19)Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided
he should share atleast one percent of his
knowledge with the world......
Thus.......The google was born!!!!
20)Think what would have happened if Rajani
would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for Independance...
21)Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini
remembers Rajani!!!!
22)An email was sent from Mysore to
Bangalore. Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya ....
23)Why do earthquake occurs????? Because
at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration
mode!!!!!!!!!
24)Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in
school.....! Since then that day is known
as............. Sunday!!!!!!!!! !!!!
25)The pyramids in Egypt are
actually....... ................Rajanikanths primary
school craft projects!!!!!!! !!!!!
26)Breaking news: ISRO does not exists
anymore.....!! Rajanikanth purchased all the
rockets for Diwali celebration!!!! !!!!!!!!!
27)Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4
wells on each corner????? ....To play
Carrom!!!!!!
28)Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached
for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani
refused as he found the title insulting...
29)Rajinikanth once told a joke 2 a Japanese
kid...Today he's known as Laughing Buddha
30)Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The
bed wet itself in fear.
32)Rajnikanth's next movie is called Twitter. He
plays 140 characters.
33)Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
34)Why did Superman and Batman visit
Rajnikanth on sept 5? Because it was Teacher's
Day.
35)Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in another country
via Bluetooth
36)Rajninikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
37)Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth
book.
38)Words like awesomeness, brilliance,
legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in
the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth
was born.
39)When Neil Armstrong arrived at moon, he
had to borrow fuel from Rajini's fuel station, to
reach back on Earth.
40)When Rajinikanth was in class 3, his teacher
asked him to write an essay on anything. Today that essay is know as wikipedia.
41)Rajinikanth once wrote his boigraphy. The
book is know as The guinness Book of World
Records.
42)When Rajanikanth joined Facebook, he got a
notification that facebook wants to be his friend.
43)Rajanikanth once hit a six and that ball is
known as Pluto.
44)Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
45)Rajnikanth once consumed an entire bottle of
sleeping pills. They made him blink once.
46)Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its descendants are today called giraffes.
47) When Rajnikanth goes to a gym to workout,
no one can workout since Rajini uses all the
weights available.
48)Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks
49)Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid
box
50) Rajinikanth first takes the gold medal and then the race starts.
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